things that are not true

31 Aug

the boyfriend can hear me shouting at the top of my lungs for toilet paper from the bathroom.

the dog has two testicles.

i slept for 7 hours last night.

this work week has been a breeze.

i’m no longer suffering from migraines/cluster head aches.

i won the lottery.

i shaved my legs this morning.

i washed my hair this morning.

i remembered to pack deodorant in my gym bag for post-lunch workout.

i’m not singing “dennnnim.  shaun white hoodies and dennnnnim”

the only thing that’s making the work day go by a little easier, and this part is factual, is getting pictures like this from home:

woodford pup, asleep in what looks like a beginners locust pose

and olivia trying to shield herself from the afternoon sun.

i want to come back in another life as one of these two.

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